I was in a London pub last Friday night ...and noticed two chubby women by the bar. They had very strong accents, so I asked, ""Are you two ladies from Scotland?"" One of them turned to me and yelled, ""It's WALES you cunt!"" I said, ""oh, I'm sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?""

At a small London pub, 3 girls are chatting. An Englishman hears them and notices their distinctive accent that he so easily recognizes. He approaches then smoothly and asks: "are you girls from Scotland?" In a condescending tone, one of them turns around and says: "It's Wales, idiot!" "Oh I'm sorry, are you whales from Scotland?"

I was in a bar when... I was in a bar in London throwing back brewski's when these two larger women walked in. They both had strong accents so I asked. *"Are you two ladies from Scotland?"* One of the ladies turned to me and said, *"It's Wales you idiot"* I must've been so drunk that I didn't notice so, I immediately apologized and said, *"Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"* Don't remember much else.

Scotland or Whales? I was having a couple of drinks in a London pub on a Saturday night. I noticed to very large women by the bar. They both had strong accents, so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?" One of them turned to me and screamed, "It's Wales, you idiot!" So, I immediately apologized, and said, "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"