😄 [Pickup Line] Are you a phillips or flathead?,"OP: Uh, I don't know why? YOU: I'm just trying to fi...

[Pickup Line] Are you a phillips or flathead?,"OP: Uh, I don't know why? YOU: I'm just trying to figure out how to screw you.

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