Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people? What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

Wheelchair jokes/puns [Request] for bonding My Marine brother broke both of his legs, so he has to use a wheelchair to get around. I have to help him move some stuff from Washington to California, and my payment is being able to relentlessly fry him with wheelchair jokes. I want to see how long it'll take before he can't ""stand"" then anymore. (I'm sorry in advanced, but the cheesier, the better)

THE FORTYNUNNERS Three nuns went to a football game and three men got stuck sitting behind them. The men couldn't see very well because of the nun's little nun hats. So they came up with a plan to make them leave. ''I think I'll move to California, there's only 50 Catholics there,"" said the first man. ""I think I'll move to Washington, there's only 25 Catholics there.'' ""I think I'll move to Idaho, there's only 10 Catholics there.'' Then one of the nuns turned around. ""Go to Hell, there are N…

Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46? Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!