Okay, I thought this up on the way to work this morning and I'm like 40% sure it's original. What did one patch of moss say to the other when asked what he thought of the summer weather? He said: "I'm lichen it so far!" Now you're allowed to laugh, if you'd like.

How do rocks feel about moss? It's growing on them.

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ? Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen? A Moss-cow