I spent an hour staring at the OJ container yesterday. It said ""concentrate.""

You know what was the biggest travesty to come out of the OJ Simpson Murder Trial? It made Kardashian a house-hold name.

Peyton Manning suffered an embarrassing day on the football field on Sunday... ... with the worst performance of his Hall of Fame career. His arm is no longer there. Not since the O.J. Simpson car chase up the San Diego Freeway has America been so disappointed in a slow white Bronco.

There are two men sitting on a plane next to each and they both have black eyes... They begin talking and of course the black eyes come up. First man says "" It's a funny story... I was going to buy my ticket and when i stepped up to the window, I saw the most beautiful blonde with the biggest rack I had ever seen. I got flustered and mixed my words up. I meant to say, I need one ticket to Pittsburgh. But what I actually said is, I need one picket to Tittsburgh. Then she punched me right in the …