How do you make a Bloody Nicole?,"Like a Bloody Mary but with a stab of OJ...#Bloody Mary0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If you yell Bloody Mary into a mirror 3 times at 3AM, as loud as you can, your mom will appear and tell you to shut up and go to bed.#Bloody Mary#Parents0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: *staring into mirror* Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary *skeleton bartender appears and slides me a drink* SB: $8.50, $8.50, $8.50#Bloody Mary#Bar0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
HEY. Our ancestors didn't eat brunch. They ate rocks. And fought dinosaurs. Ever heard of fire? They INVENTED it. Enjoy your Bloody Mary.#Bloody Mary0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
mad gf How do you know when your girlfriend is mad at you? She leaves the string in the Bloody Mary#Bloody Mary#Dating#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp