50s Soviet joke Who is your mother? Our great Soviet country. Who is your father? Our dear comrade Stalin. What's your greatest desire? Becoming an orphan. EDIT: Oh, I've found it in an Ukrainian school History book and decided to post it here, whynot?. Didn't expect it to get thousands of upvotes.

Russia's Three Steps to Homework Step 1. Putin it off Step 2. Stalin Step 3. Russian to finish

In high school, I presented a project on communism I thought I would get terrible marx for stalin but the teacher was pretty leninent.

Stalin is planning a visit to a Soviet preschool In preparing, all of the children are taught to say that all of the best things in the world are available in the Soviet Union. So, Stalin with his officials and his bodyguards arrives at the school, and he starts talking to the kids and asking them questions: Firstly, he asks young Alyosha, “Where are the best sweets in the world?” and young Alyosha proudly proclaims, “In the Soviet Union!” Then, he asks young Katya, “Where are the best book…