My son called me 'Marc' I said "That's a little presumptuous. Call me Dad" He replied "Now who's being presumptuous?"

Help! My dad wants to name my daughter We just got confirmation that we'll be having a girl. As soon as my dad heard this, he insisted on naming her Joan. I asked him why, and he said that he thought the world needed more people with interesting, history-based names. He used my name, Marc, as an example. He said that my name is based on Marcus Aurelius, a Roman emperor. I then asked him what person that ""Joan"" was based on. He replied, ""well after Joan of Marc, of course.""

Marc Jacobs and Tom Ford Buy a puzzle together. They spend a whole week trying to solve it without any luck. Finally Tom says to Marc: ""Let's call Tommy, Hilfiger it out."" Went clothes shopping with my SO and got bored...

Why Can’t Coffee Shops Spell Correctly? When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, “Marc, with a C.” Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.