Why did the non-binary prospector go to San Francisco in 1849? 'Cause there was gold in them/their hills!

Why don't blondes wear mini skirts in San Francisco? Their balls will show.

Did you hear about the albino clairvoyant master hypnotist from San Francisco? He was a super pallid Cali mystic, expert at hypnosis. (Today I had wanted to tell someone the Gandhi joke I read on here the other day, but I couldn't remember it so I made this up and thought I may as well share it even though it's purely derivative.)

Why is it so cold in San Francisco? Giant fans.