Is it not funny Prize winning message of the year-. A husb went to police station for filing report For his missing wife: Husb : -I lost my wife (misty), she went for shopping & still not reached home yet. Inspector : -What is her height ? Husb: -I never noticed. Inspector : -Slim or healthy ?. Husb: -Not slim can be healthy. Inspector : -Colour of eyes ? Husb : -Never noticed. Inspector : -Colour of hair ? Husb : -Changes according to season. Inspector : -What was she wearing? Husb…

Fishing not allowed. Ok, so I remember one from my youth times, hope it´s not too overused. here it goes: A man is fishing in a forbidden zone, with a clear sign showing, when a police truck pulls over to confront the man. Seeing the officer coming in his direction, he hides his fishing rod, and silently watches the water: man: Good morning, officer, is it something wrong? officer: Good morning, do you know you cant fish here? man: I am not fishing, sir, why would you think that? off…

Missing report A husband went to the police station to file a missing report Husband : -I lost my wife, she went shopping hasn't come back yet. Officer: -What is her height? Husband : -Average, I guess. Officer: -Slim or healthy? Husband: -Not slim, but probably healthy. Officer: -Color of eyes? Husband : -Never noticed. Officer : -Color of hair? Husband : -Changes according to season. Officer : -What was she wearing? Husband : -Not sure, either a dress or a suit. Officer …

fishing without a permit. a young man is found fishing near a pond by a police officer. his bucket of fish is full. cop: do you have your fishing permit on you young man? fisherman: no sir. they're my fish. i brought them from home. cop:what do you mean brought them from home? fisherman:every day i come here and let the fish swim in the pond and then i call them back. cop:what? how? fisherman: i whistle at them and they jump back into the bucket. cop: show me. at this point the young ma…