Q: Why did Hitler cry when he got to heaven? A: God gave him his gas bill.

Why was Hitler so obsessed about getting into heaven? Because there were 6 million Jews waiting for him in hell.

Did you know in judaism there is no hell? Hitler changed that

In hell, Why is Hitler buried up to his eyeballs in shit, but Stalin is only buried to his nose? Because Stalin in standing on Lennins shoulders. From a Russian friend.