Did you hear the joke about the UPS guy? So one day a UPS worker, Jim, gets an unusually large box to bring on his daily route. He checks the address, which was not in his assigned area. However, without thinking much of it, he starts driving there. As he pulls up to the curb he sees that the house looks deserted, with boarded up windows and a dead tree in the yard. Despite a little bit of superstitious fear, he manages to get the box to the door. When he rings the doorbell, he hears a creakin…

What’s it called when you force your pet to do sit ups? Animal ab use

Why can't t-rexs do push ups? Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama? Too soon.