What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart? Amadeus on my dais.#Mozart#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"#Mozart#Bach Bach Bach#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did Mozart kill his chicken? Because when he asked the chicken "Who's the best composer" the chicken said "Bach, Bach, Bach"#Mozart#Bach#Animals#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did Mozart kill his chickens? Because they were always saying, "Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach"#Mozart#Bach#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A piano player was taking requests. So I asked him, “Can you play a sonata by Mozart?” Him: Sure. Which one? Me: The composer.#Mozart#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp