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I just danced like no Juan was watching, but he totally was and he cut off the tequila then threw me out of his restaurant you guys.

There were these firefighters in Mexico that were all at the station when they receive a call. Sure enough, there's a fire at this restaurant a few blocks down. The men scramble around and try to gather everything to head to the scene. Juan calls out to Miguel, ""Don't forget Jose. We left Jose behind the last two times."" ""Alright alright,"" replies Miguel. The firefighters arrive at the scene and the restaurant is up in flames. ""Miguel, we're going to need Jose for this! Grab Jose"" ""I coul…

The two mexicans, lost in the mexican desert.. Juan and Pablo had been wandering aimlessly around the mexican desert for three days now. Without food and water their hopes of finding civilisation were fading fast.. When through the mirage they sight a bacon tree! The tree meant food, water and shelter so the two began running towards the tree. ""Juan, we are saved"" Exclaimed Pablo ""si Pablo, we are!"" Suddenly bullets began flying all around them, dashing into the sand at their feet, the two d…