Kid: But dad I don't want to go to Australia. Dad: Shut and keep digging

Holy Water Vs Sulfuric Acid A priest in Australia is talking with some parents and says ""The other day I put some holy water on a mother who was struggling with birth and she passed a beautiful baby boy"" and all the parents showed joy bar one of the fathers who props himself up and says ""That's nothin' ...I put sulfuric acid on my dogs arse and he passed a Ferrari""

A young boy uncovers a dark secret... (Disclaimer: Long, but very much worth the read.) There was a little boy who lived in a far away land. Close to the boy's home, there was a tall mountain, always covered in snow at the top. Also at the top of the mountain, there was an ancient monastery where ancient monks lived. Sometimes, the little boy, as he was riding his tricycle around his yard, would look up at the monastery on the tall mountain and wonder what it was like up there. One day, when the…

If you have 10 minutes to spare... There was a little boy who lived in a far away land. Close to the boy's home, there was a tall mountain, always covered in snow at the top. Also at the top of the mountain, there was an ancient monastery where ancient monks lived. Sometimes, the little boy, as he was riding his tricycle around his yard, would look up at the monastery on the tall mountain and wonder what it was like up there. One day, when the wind was blowing down off the mountain, the air turn…