How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

Who are a necrophiliac's favourite band? Coldplay.