What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors? A Julius Seizure.

Have you heard about the Roman cannibalism trial? They asked the defendant if he was sorry for his crimes. He said no, he was gladiator.

What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair caught in his teeth? A Gladiator!

Did you hear about the roman cannibal who hated his wife? He was gladiator 😁