Why do pirates love Playboy Magazine? You'd think it's for the booty

Did you hear about the new Playboy magazine for married men? Every month it has the same centerfold.

What does a Playboy Magazine and a Model T Ford have in common? These days they're both hard to come by.

Why do pirates love Playboy Magazine? You'd think it's for the booty, but they really read it for the arrrticles.