Did you guys hear about the 4 car accident in Mexico? ...94 people died.

Why doesn't Mexico have an olympic team? Because anyone that can run, jump or swim is already over the border!

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics? Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

The Panhandlers Jose and Carlos are panhandlers. They panhandle in different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend. Carlos says to Jose "I work just as long and hard as you do, but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?" Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say"? Carlos sign…