What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common? Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

What do you call 50 men watching the Superbowl? The Dallas Cowboys.

What's the difference between a dollar and the Dallas Cowboys? A dollar is good for four quarters.

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl? He turns off the PlayStation.