Bruce Lee's biggest fear. Bruce Lee was once asked by a reporter, what is your biggest fear? Bruce: Indian Movie Stars Reporter: Why? Bruce: In order for me to strike my opponent I have to physically touch them, from what I have seen in Indian movies they can punch you into oblivion from 100 feet away.

Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes? Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

Do you know why there are so many Chuck Norris Jokes and no Bruce Lee Jokes? Cos Bruce Lee is no joke.

What does Bruce Lee order at Burger King? A *WHOPPA*!