I met a one-legged lady at the bar
Out of curiosity,I asked her how she lost her leg.
"Well, it's due to me being a great negotiator."
Do tell.
"You see, I had a business trip down to Brazil, and I was able to get a private pilot to fly me for a quarter of the cost of a commercial airline. Unfortunately, the plane malfunctioned and we crash landed in the Amazon."
Ah, so you cheaped out and lost your leg in the crash.
"No no, we were both perfectly fine. However, we landed in a territorial …