Back when Einstein was giving lectures to Universities, he traveled by car. During one journey to a certain university, his driver remarked ""Dr. Einstein, I have heard you deliver that lecture over 20 times. I know it by heart and I am certain I could give it myself."" Einstein thought for a bit and replied ""Well, I'll give you the chance. They don't know me at the next University, so when we get there, I'll put on your cap, and you introduce yourself as Dr. Einstein and give the lecture"". Su…

Einstein and driver One day, Einstein has to give a conference to all the big guys in science. On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like him : ""I'm sick of all this conferences, I always say the same things over and over !"" The drivers agrees, "" You're right, as your driver I attended all of them, and even though I don't know anything about science, I could give the conference at your place."" ""That's a great idea ! "" says Eistein,"" lets switch places then !"" So they swi…

#1939 One day, Einstein has to give a conference to all the top scientists in the world... One day, Einstein has to give a conference to all the top scientists in the world. On the way there, he tells his driver, that looks a bit like him, ""I'm sick of all these conferences, I always say the same things over and over!"" The drivers agrees, ""You're right, as your driver, I attended all of them, and even though I don't know anything about science, I could give the conference in your place."" ""T…

What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding? ""Speed is relative, officer.""