Are you gonna eat that? A hungry man with a hankerin' for chili sits down at a restaurant. The waitress approaches to take his order and, of course, he orders a bowl of chili. She replies, "Sorry sir. The gentleman seated at the table next to you got the last bowl." The hungry man looks over and sees that the his neighbor is almost finished his meal but the bowl of chili is still full. Feeling slightly embarrassed but still super in the mood of chili he asks the age old question, "Are y…

Why can't you use beef stew as a password on your computer? It's not stroganoff

Why can't you use ""beef stew"" as a password? Because it's not stroganoff.

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi? Stew.