What's the fastest thing on Earth? Four men are being interviewed as part of a scientific survey that is being conducted in order to determine what's the fastest thing on earth. The first man says,"I think that it's probably a blink because you can blink so quickly that sometimes you don't even realize that your blinking." The second man scoffs at this idea and says,"A thought is certainly much faster than a blink, and I challenge anyone who disagrees with me to speak up now!" The third man tho…

A man arriving late for the superbowl final match is surprised to find the seat beside him empty Tickets for the event are sold out months in advance, and empty seats are unknown. So he says to the man on the other side of the seat. Excuse me, but do you know why this seat is empty? It was my wifes actually is the answer, bur sadly she died. Oh thats terrible the first man said. I am so sorry. Thanks, she never missed a match you know replied the second man. Hmmm said the first man could …

Two mathematicians are in a bar The first one says to the second that the average person knows very little about basic mathematics. The second one disagrees, and claims that most people can cope with a reasonable amount of math. The first mathematician goes off to the washroom, and in his absence the second calls over the waitress. He tells her that in a few minutes, after his friend has returned, he will call her over and ask her a question. All she has to do is answer one third x cubed. She…

First man: what is the most commonly used French expression? Second man: uhh... I give up