What did Saint Patrick say when he drove all the snakes out of Ireland? "Everyone got seat belts on back there?"

An American tourist travelling in Limerick came across a little antique shop in which he was lucky enough to pick up for a mere $150 the skull of Saint Patrick. Included in the price was a certificate of the skull's authenticity signed by Saint Patrick himself. Ten years later the tourist returned to Ireland and asked the antique shop owner if he had any more bargains. ""I've got the very thing for you"" said the Irishman. ""It's the genuine skull of Saint Patrick"". ""You swindler!"" shouted …

An American visiting the U.K ....... has had a little too much to drink one particular night. He noticed two larger females sitting in the corner of the pub so he walks over to spark up a conversation and he says, hello ladies, I couldn’t help but notice your accents. ……Are you both from Ireland? They sneer at him and the one says it’s Wales! So the man says my apologies. ….Are you whales from Ireland?

My favorite genie joke. An Irish farmer was tending to his land when he discovered a magic lamp. He rubbed the lamp and a genie appeared. "For releasing me from my prison, I shall grant you any three wishes," he says. "Now, what is your first wish?" The farmer says, "I want the Huns to attack Ireland!" The genie questions the farmer, confused, but the farmer insists. The genie grants th wish, and the Huns begin their raid, killing, stealing, raping and pillaging all the way to Ireland and back.…