Mr. Bean and Einstein Mr. Bean and Einstein were taking a coffee when Einstein challenges Mr. Bean to a knowledge challenge. **Einstein**: here is the deal, Bean. I'll make you a question. If you don't know the answer you give me 1$. Then you ask me something and if I have no answers for you, I'll give you 1000$ **Mr. Bean**: Fine. Einstein, sure of his upcoming success, proceeds to ask Bean his question. **Einstein**: What's the basic of quantum physics? **Mr. Bean**: ehm... He gives Ein…

What do you get when einstein jacks off???? a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

Want to know what the definition of insanity is? The definition of insanity is mindlessly repeating a quote that Einstein never said.

An Indian mathematician and Einstein are on a plane and decide to have a competition to pass the time. Einstein says, if I ask you a question, and you can’t answer it you give me five dollars. If you ask me something and I can’t answer it I give you five hundred dollars. # The Indian agrees, he says to Einstein to go first, Einstein said to the man, how far from the ground to the moon? # The Indian can’t answer it so he gives Einstein five dollars, he then asks Einstein what goes up a hill and …