I just heard an old man tell this joke on live radio... - Knock, Knock - Who's there? - Little Boy Blew - Little Boy Blue, who? - Jared, from Subway, that's who

Why did the fiancé say "Yes!" and why did the little boy say "No!"? He went to Jared.

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common? They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

When Chumlee gets out of prison he should do a show with Jared from Subway. They should call it... Child Pawn.