While walking home from the gym... I saw one of my aerospace engineer buddies at Starbucks. He was buried in his work when I walked next to him and asked, ""bruh, do you even lift?""

Engineers How do you tell if an engineer is an extrovert? They look at *your* shoes while they talk to you.

One More For All The Philosophy Majors Out There The Physics major asks: How does it work? The Engineering major asks: How do you build it? The Accounting major asks: How much will it cost? The Philosophy major asks: Do you want fries with that?

What Engineer Designed The Human Body? Four engineers are arguing over who designed the human body. The mechanical engineer points to the ways the bones, the muscles, and the tendons are joined together and move so smoothly and efficiently, and claims it must have been a mechanical engineer. The electrical engineer diagrams the central and peripheral nervous systems and maintains that it would take an electrical engineer. The hydraulic engineer insists that only a hydraulic engineer could be…