I just heard an old man tell this joke on live radio... - Knock, Knock - Who's there? - Little Boy Blew - Little Boy Blue, who? - Jared, from Subway, that's who

What's Jared Fogle's favorite band? Minor Threat

How did Trump propose to Putin? He went to Jared.

How did Jared from Subway lose weight? He was ordering off the kids menu.