I heard this joke from a foreign tour woman of a museum of Communism in Russia... [Apparently this was a real joke told by anti-communist citizens when Stalin was dictator of the Soviet Union] Have you tried Stalin bacon before? *I'm not sure.. I don't think so...* Well, I know for certain that you haven't - the pig's not dead yet.

It's Thanksgiving, who doesn't like Turkey? Russia

Why did the ostrich, the emu, the turkey, and the penguin get let out on bail? Cause they weren’t much of a flight risk.

What's the difference between a cow and the Trump-Russia controversy? You can't milk a cow 24/7 for six months straight.