The Obama Administration just created 100 million jobs @ Dell and Comcast by cutting power in India.

A man is applying for a position at Comcast interviewer: So what makes you think you're qualified for this position? man: Well, to be honest, I think it's in my genes. interviewer: You mean you have family members who have worked for Comcast? man: No, I mean my grandfather was a Nazi.

I just made one sale A keen indian state bank manager, left the job and applied for a sales man job at london's premier downtowrn department store. In fact which was the biggest store in the world - You could get anything there. The boss asked him "Have you ever been an salesman before? Yes Sir, I was a saleman in India replied the lad. The Boss liked the cut of him and said, you can start tomorrow and I'll come and see you. The day was long and arduous for the young man, but he got through i…

What do you call a surprise party in India? Arranged marriage p.s. I'm an Indian living in India.