Translated Brazilian Joke - A broken car in the desert ** In Brazil it is common making jokes about our colonizers, the Portuguese. I hope they do the same about us in Portugal, so... ** A Portuguese, a Brazilian and an Argentinian are driving through the desert when their car suddenly breaks. João, the Brazilian suggests each one takes a piece of the car to help their journey walking back to the town. Santiago, the Argentinian says: - I'll take the seat, so if I'm tired I can sit on it and …

Translated Brazilian Joke - A broken car in the desert ** In Brazil it is common making jokes about our colonizers, the Portuguese. I hope they do the same about us in Portugal, so... ** A Portuguese, a Brazilian and an Argentinian are driving through the desert when their car suddenly breaks. Joao, the Brazilian suggests each one takes a piece of the car to help their journey walking back to the town. Santiago, the Argentinian says: - I'll take the seat, so if I'm tired I can sit on it and rest…

Did you hear about the LEGO truck that crashed on the highway? Authorities are still trying to piece everything together...

What's going on? A policeman passes a parking lot around midnight and notices a couple in a parked car. He stops to investigate and sees a man in the driver's seat and a young lady in the backseat, quietly reading a magazine. The officer knocks on the window and asks whats going on. "Listening to music," the guy says. Pointing toward the lady in the backseat, the officer asks, "And what's she doing?" "Reading a magazine, of course." "How old are you?" asks the officer. "I'm 28." "And how …