Bing Crosby is sitting alone at a bar When in walks David Bowie, looking really depressed. “What’s up?” asks Bing. “I don’t know what to do” says David. “My inflatable arse has collapsed. “Oh don’t worry,” says Bing. “You can borrow my rubber bum pump”. “Your rubber bum pump”? “My rubber bum pump”.#Bing Crosby#David Bowie#David#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool? He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)#David Bowie#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What comes after 69? Neither Alan Rickman nor David Bowie#Alan Rickman#David Bowie#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What is a thing that Alan Rickman and David Bowie both have in common? It is that they have both recently become deceased.#Alan Rickman#David Bowie#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp