What do ISIS want for Christmas? Turkey, apparently.

Do you fart in bed ? This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husband’s habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor, she was c…

It's Thanksgiving, who doesn't like Turkey? Russia

Why did the ostrich, the emu, the turkey, and the penguin get let out on bail? Cause they weren’t much of a flight risk.