Do you know how NASCAR got its name?,"It's from North Carolina. There were a bunch of dudes standing around a car, and one of them said ""That's a nas' car.""

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married? There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

my favorite part of nascar is when I vomit all over my shirt and car after the race., desecrating the logos of the brands that enslave me

No thanks, NASCAR. If I wanted to spend 8 hrs watching a car drive around in a big circle, I'd go on a road trip with my mom.