Why can't Kylie Jenner see her mom? Because she's trans-parent

Roses are red, Violets are Blue. I have one mom, Kylie Jenner has two.

Kylie Jenner Walks into a restaurant Kylie Jenner walks into a restaurant where she has made a reservation. The waiter greets her politely, and says, ""Right this way Mrs. Jenner"" and begins leader her to her table. ""Please,"" she says, ""Mrs. Jenner is my father. Call me Kylie.

Kylie Jenner and a jigsaw puzzle Kylie Jenner was exhausted from doing nothing all week, so she thought she would relax over the weekend and do a 5 piece jigsaw puzzle. After three days Kylie finished the puzzle and showed it to her mother Kris. Kris immediately called the Guinness book of Records. Guinness sent a representative to check the record. ""What did Kylie do ?"". Kris replied ""Kylie did a 5 piece puzzle in 3 days."" ""How is that a record"" said the representative. Kris replied ""Wel…