Remember when President-Elect Trump said immigrants were going to take our jobs? It's all true! Just ask Michelle Obama!

Why am I not afraid of Michelle Obama banning soda pop? She said "If you like your Dr. Pepper, you can keep your Dr. Pepper."

Did you hear that Michelle Obama banned reddit? Apparently all of the admins made the fat content too high.

Why does Michelle Obama wear heels? So her knuckles don't drag.