A brawl broke out at a wedding reception, as a result of which the groom ended up in court on a charge of assault. The first witness was the best man, who began his testimony by explaining that it was traditional for the best man to have the first dance with the bride. "I understand," said the judge. "Well," continued the best man, "after we had finished the first dance, the music kept on going, so we carried on dancing to the second song, and when the music kept on going after that, we carried on dancing to the third song. Then all of a sudden the groom jumped over a table, came running towards us, and kicked the bride hard in her privates." "That must really have hurt!" exclaimed the judge in horror. "Hurt?" said the best man. "He broke three of my fingers!"