In the gynecologist There were three women in the gynecologist taking prenatal exams. The doctor asked the first woman: In which position were the babies conceived? And she said: He was on top. You are going to have a boy!! - the doctor said. And the doctor asked the same question the second woman: I was on top. You are going to have a girl! In that, the third woman, the blond one, began to cry. What's wrong lady? I'm... I'm... I'm going to have puppiiiiieeeeees.

My coworker was in a pretty bad situation. His name was Joe, he was fresh out of college and came right out of nowhere, moved cross-country for the job, and could no longer afford his hotel. I barely knew him but I took him into my apartment, where I was living with my girlfriend. We spent most of our time drinking, watching football, talking about work. This went on for months and months. One day, I decided to propose to my girlfriend. Late one night I snuck into her room, and saw Joe forcing h…

Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives. One woman said, ""I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does."" The second woman giggled and confessed, ""I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft."" The third woman quietly sipped her whiskey until her friend asked, ""Say, what do you call your husband?"" She frowned and said, ""The postman."" ""Why the postman?"" ""Because he always delivers late, and half the tim…

Story I heard when I was younger Green Golf Ball Joke - There was a little boy playing out in the back yard. His parents came out to him and asked for him to come in so they could talk about something every important. They are sitting at the kitchen table when the parents began to explain to him that sometimes two people who loved each other very much at one time can fall out of that love and they must get a divorce. They asked him if he understood and he said he did. He went to bed and the n…