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A man received a phone call from his wife at work one lunchtime, asking him to pick up some groceries on his way home. Reminding her that this was his golf league afternoon, he said he would be happy to go to the store after his round of golf. After playing his round, he stopped at the store and collected two bags of groceries. He then carried the bags to his RollsRoyce in the car park, but on getting to the car he struggled to reach into his pocket for his keys because his arms were full. He happened to spot a pretty young woman walking past, and so he called out to her: "Excuse me, could you do me a favour? I can't reach into my pocket to get my car keys out so that I can open the trunk and put these groceries away. Do you think you could reach into my pocket for my keys?" "Sure. No problem," she said. So she pulled the keys out of his pocket but with them came two golf tees, which fell to the ground. "Gee, what are these for?" she asked. "Oh," he replied, "those are to keep my balls in the air while I'm driving." "Boy!" she exclaimed. "Those Rolls-Royce people think of everything!"

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