Three girls meet on the first day of school. They ask each other what their names are. The first girl says in a sweet voice ""My parents named me rose, because when my mummy was pregnant, a petal from a rose drifted down and landed on her tummy."" The second girl says softly ""My parents called me violet, because when my mummy was pregnant, the petal from a violet floated down on to her tummy."" Then they both turn to the third girl who screams ""MY NAMES BRICK!""

There once were three girls who were ugly. So they decided to do something about it. They went to a plastic surgeon first to see what their options were. ""It's hopeless, "" he said,"" You guys are too ugly."" ""We're girls, "" they said. ""But...there is a way. There's a magic lake that can change your appearance to whomever or whatever you want to look like. All you have to do is jump and shout the name off of the bridge. But be careful because it only works once"" So the girls went to the bri…

Modern Pedophiles A pedophile sits in his van outside a middle school, to try and get 'lucky' with some of the girls just getting out of class. The first girl walks across the streets from school and he says, ""Hey honey, could you come here, I need directions."" She responds she doesn't talk to strangers and keeps walking. The second girl walks across the streets from school and he says, ""Hey honey, could you come here, I'm trying to find the nearest grocery store."" She responds she isn't com…

Three girls are vacationing in Romania when they come across a gypsy The gypsy says, "I'll bet you 20 leu each that I can guess which country you're visiting from just by looking at you." The girls think there's no way this hack gypsy can tell where they're from just by looking, so they take the bet. The gypsy scans them for a few seconds and says, "you're all American." The first girl says, "damn, it was probably because of our accents!" The second girl says, "damn, it was probably because …