A pastor said to his congregation ""Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie, and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am deeply embarrassed and do not intend to accept this slur on my character. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness in front of this congregation."" No one moved. The preacher continued, ""Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be f…

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, ""Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor... An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, ""Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family."" No one moved. The preacher continued, ""Do y…

The 75 year old man and his young knockout wife were shopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when the man's oldest friend bumped into him. Eyeing the curvaceous blonde bending over the counter to try on a necklace the friend asked ""How in the hell did YOU land a wife like that?"" The old man whispered back ""Easy. I told her I was 90!""

One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl with golden blond curly hair and the biggest blue eyes. She was dressed as an Angel and was just delightful. The woman said ""what are you supposed to say sweetheart?"" The little girl looks up at the woman and says ""Twick or Tweat!"" The woman thinks this is just adorable and she calls her husband to come to the door. The woman say to the child ""Go ahead honey say it just one more time."" Once again the little An…