A drunk driver is stopped for... A drunk driver is stopped for heading the wrong way on a one-way street. The police officer asked the driver, ""Didn't you see the arrows?"" The drunk responds, ""Arrows? I couldn't even see the Indians.""

A blonde is driving down a one way street. As all the cars are passing her a cop see's this and pulls her over. He begins to ask, ""Excuse me ma'm but do you know where your going?"" The blonde, ""No but it must be a horrible place because eveyone is leaving.""

A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No but wherever it is it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.

A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: "Do you know where you were going?" Blonde: "No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving."