Florida I just had to fly down to Florida. But it was half business, half pleasure. I had to put my mother in a nursing home. Dave Attell You Know You're From Florida When . . . The four seasons are: almost summer, summer, not summer but still hot, and February. You're on first-name terms with the hurricane lists. You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito bites. Most of your neighbours are so old they referred to John McCain as "young man". You have a drawer full of bathing suits but only one sweatshirt. A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level. You could swim before you could read. You've never seen snow. An alligator once walked through your neighbourhood. A good parking place has nothing to do with proximity to the store, but everything to do with shade.