There's five people on a plane... A doctor, a preacher, a lawyer, a young boy, and the pilot. The pilot comes on the intercom mid-flight screaming ""Mayday! Mayday! The plane is going to crash! Now listen up: there's only four parachutes on this plane and five of us, so you guys decide who's staying with the plane, but I'm jumping!"" And with that, the pilot grabs a parachute and leaves the doomed plane. The doctor comes before the other passengers of the plane and says ""As a doctor, I've used …

Doctor: I'm sorry, but your Dad's in a coma. Teen: Huh? Doctor: He's in airplane mode now. Teen: OHHH NOOOOO!!

A teacher asks her students to use the word ""contagious"" in a sentence... Sally raises her hand. ""Yes, Sally?"" She answers, ""I was at the doctor's office with my mom, but she told me not to play with the toys in the waiting room because the other kids were contagious."" ""Very good, Sally!"" the teacher said, ""Anyone else want to try?"" Jessie raises her hand. ""Yes, Jessie?"" She answers, ""My dad tells me not to yawn because then everybody else yawns. He said yawning is contagious."" ""E…

Once upon a time ... Once upon a time ..a small boy named Basheer lived in a tiny Moroccan village. All his classmates hated him for his stupidity especially his teacher who was always yelling at him ""you are driving me crazy Basheer""... One day his mother went to check out how he is doing at school and the teacher told her honestly that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her whole career... The mother could not accept such a feed bac…