A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions. “Ray, what noise does a cow make?” “It goes moo.” “Peyton, what noise does a cat make?” “It goes meow.” “Dwayne, what sound does a lamb make?” “It goes baaa.” “Ron, what sound does a mouse make?” “Errr.., it goes.. click!”

Under pressure, Air Bud's math teacher changes grade from "he's a dog" to a 70

[Dog yoga class] Teacher: Alright, let's go into downward human pose [Dogs hunch over and start pretending to text]

Me: Hello Teacher: Hello M: How's my kid doing in school? T: How's my kid doing in school? I hate parrot teacher conferences