Jake enters a store that sells curtains. He tells the salesman, тАЬI would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.тАЭ He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing. Finally, he selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman asked what size curtains he needed. Jake replies, тАЬFifteen inches.тАЭ тАЬFifteen inches?тАЭ asked the salesman. тАЬThat sounds very small, what room are they for?тАЭ Jake tells him that they arenтАЩt for a room, they are for his computer monitor. The surprised salesman replies, тАЬBut, sir, computers do not have curtains!тАЭ Jake says, тАЬHellllooooooooo........IтАЩve got Windows!тАЭ